Tony the Muslim


Tony the Muslim is an Irascimancer, a warlock who gets his power by pissing people off. (According to Mabel, he was possibly even trained by Irving the Shit, a legendary rage-mage from Las Vegas.) His heavy Jersey accent suggests he’s never been to the Levant, and he’s probably not even Muslim; it’s probably just part of his shtick to irritate people.

He came to the American CafĂ©, briefly, on January 11. When he couldn’t get a rise out of anyone, he left after about fifteen minutes.

Of course, this was shortly before Jimmy came and shot Isaiah. Hopefully that’s not connected.

Image retrieved from on June 12, 2016.

Tony the Muslim

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