Elaphalet "Eli" Browning


Jones found Eli waiting outside his house, and took an immediate dislike to the man — Eli seems the sort who thinks guns are for violence, whereas Jones thinks the ultimate purpose of a gun is to prevent violence. Finding a gun-toting weirdo outside his house more than a little off-putting, Jones sent him packing.

I doubt we’ve seen the last of Eli, though.

According to Detective Willett, he’s known around the local judicial system for filing erroneous motions. She claims he legally changed his name to “Elaphalet Browning” — he evidently named himself after Eliphalet Remington and John Browning.

He appears to be a sovereign citizen, and at least a couple of people have referred to him being some manner of “gun-wizard,” whatever that means.

Image retrieved from http://rightwingnews.com/top-news/whoops-thug-tries-to-rob-gun-nut-convenience-store-manager-with-his-finger-under-a-shirt240043/ on November 28, 2016.

Elaphalet "Eli" Browning

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