USW: Tip the World Over on Its Side
Tony the Muslim
Tony the Muslim is an Irascimancer, a warlock who gets his power by pissing people off. (According to Mabel, he was possibly even trained by Irving the Shit, a legendary rage-mage from Las Vegas.) His heavy Jersey accent suggests he’s never been to the Levant, and he’s probably not even Muslim; it’s probably just part of his shtick to irritate people.
He came to the American Café, briefly, on January 11. When he couldn’t get a rise out of anyone, he left after about fifteen minutes.
Image retrieved from http://www.halloweencostumes.com/arab-costume.html on June 12, 2016.